I arrive home from a hard day at the office, dress in my formal attire; a white button down shirt, tie and suit pants.

I want to make my family some lovely pies a cake and am left to it in the kitchen.

When I am almost finished making the treats, my wife enters the kitchen and explodes to the mess I have made... She had just finished cleaning the kitchen before I got home.

Despite my apologies, she is still mad and gives me a way out... She says that if she can smash the custard pies in my face and pour the batter over me, then I will be forgiven for the utter mess that I made.

I accept and find that it actually turns me on.

As my wife leaves to go clean herself, I strip down and lay down in the mess and jerk off in the yummy goodness.